Yellow Bird...

(Author: Rachel Yang)

Once upon a time there was a gang called Yellow Bird. They were the most notorious group in town and everyone shivered at the slightest whisper of “Yellow Bird.” The leader of that group, Sao-Dawg, was known for his skills in Fishing-Pole-Kite making, his weapon of choice. Everyone knew that once he flew that kite and reeled it back in, a neck of an enemy was doomed.

So one day, as Sao-Dawg was walking in the dark alley without his posse, his arch enemy, Rebel-Rach came and stopped him in his tracks. She said, “Sao-Dawg, give me your Fishing-Pole-Kite, for you have killed too many!”
Sao replied, “Not by hair on my chinny chin chin!”

So they fought back and forth, punch after punch, dodge after dodge, only to find themselves worn out. So Rebel-Rach thought of a master plan, her finishing move, Wedgie-Wedge! She built enough momentum, ran towards Sao-Dawg in full speed, tackled him down, and pulled his Yellow Underwear over and on top of his head!
Sao-Dawg obviously gave up the Fishing-Pole-Kite at that point, surrendered, and the world lived happily-ever-after.

The End